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Cant Demotivational Poster


HILARIOUS - This room is full of people that think you're funny.


TAGS: cant wait to hear your jokes
Rating: 3.46/5

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Chadley - March 30, 2010, 3:20 am
Alright! Ninjas think I'm funny.
Treehodger - March 29, 2010, 11:20 pm
I like this.


I'M NOT IGNORING YOU -




CAMOUFLAGE PLANKING - It is even more asinine when you cant see it ...


TAGS: camouflage planking asinine cant see
Rating: 4.42/5

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Budog - November 24, 2011, 3:27 am
Neither. I just think planking is retarded. But, I think it is totally awesome how he camo blends into the couch, epically classic!
DoGTripwire - November 24, 2011, 3:06 am
you sir are either a commie or a member of Green peace
Zcorrecttheory - October 10, 2011, 1:29 pm
Kill it.


CHRISTIANITY - It's true cuz we can't find his bones


TAGS: christianity jesus jimmy hoffa cant find his bones
Rating: 3.54/5

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faulty switch - September 30, 2009, 11:44 pm
the guy made a horrible argument.
Elliott - September 24, 2009, 4:55 pm
you go to your language settings in facebook and change the language to "English (pirate)"
Silent Jay - September 24, 2009, 4:11 pm
xcuse me,but how do you get those clock marks with how many rums was that before? :D
Krissie - September 22, 2009, 11:48 pm
excellent!
BriaHere - September 14, 2009, 1:16 pm
You are a total legend Elliott.
BuZZbomb - September 13, 2009, 8:53 pm
Don't get bothered Elliott. Good first showing.
Rollseyes - September 13, 2009, 8:01 pm
Sorry... I'm going to have to call BS on this one. Totally fake. Then again, I have seen some amazingly stupid people on FB. Still... the "zombie" thing... get original and it might be worth more than 1 poodle. Still YAWN...
Elliott - September 13, 2009, 4:29 pm
yea lol, this was an actual conversation between me and a dude on facebook, it was too priceless to pass up on making a poster :P
Rollseyes - September 13, 2009, 12:04 pm
We get it. You hate Christianity. YAWN!
BuZZbomb - September 13, 2009, 11:21 am
Elliott- Just finding this pic is worth 5L on its's own. Thank you for 'faking' it!


I HAVE A SHARK - Your argument is invalid!


TAGS: i cant hear you over how amesome i am
Rating: 4.27/5

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familyghost - September 20, 2010, 2:04 pm
the Old Spice guy should say this.
Ed-Hyde - September 20, 2010, 7:14 am
sweet. 5L


JIM CANTORE - despises "clear and calm" summer days




NO ONE HERE BUT US RIPPLES -


TAGS: insignificant alone ominous lurking
Rating: 4.97/5

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Reality Lord - September 26, 2011, 7:17 pm

epic :)


SCOTSMEN -




PARTY SUPPLY STORE -


TAGS: home depot chains lubricant tie downs
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

GaryO - January 1, 2013, 6:47 pm
Silver be rollin’…….I be votin’
ughomer - January 1, 2013, 6:35 pm
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!


PERSPECTIVE - In a cosmic perspective, most human concerns seem insignificant, even petty. Carl Sagan


TAGS: venus sun earth humankind insignificant
Rating: 5/5

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Sho - June 11, 2012, 11:59 pm
It's all about perspective
mdr80 - June 11, 2012, 4:51 pm
It is your comment that is insignificant. It means absolutely nothing.
spacedog - June 11, 2012, 3:36 am
I like it. It reminds me of 72464 and that one is in the hall of fame. 5L
EmilioDumphque - June 11, 2012, 3:14 am
It is the transit of Venus that is insignificant. It means absolutely nothing.
mdr80 - June 5, 2012, 10:48 pm
If the shoe fits then wear it. If you were looking for something inspirational you came to a demotivational website. I'm simply putting into perspective the transit of Venus between the earth and sun. This event is huge and reminds me of how small we are
Sho - June 5, 2012, 10:25 pm
I, on the other hand, don't like to think of myself as anything related to nothing/worthless/unimportant
mdr80 - June 5, 2012, 6:42 pm
It's tough to draw a comparison when we're compared to the vastness of the cosmos or microbial life. One extreme or the other. If and when we find a species "similar" to ourselves, i still think we'll be the laughing stock of the universe.
mariand - June 5, 2012, 6:36 pm
as I said, Sagan is right, but we belive that we are a very important piece in the universe, so we cannot accept that our concerns are insignificant or petty, even if, deep inside, we admit that we are as the dust in the wind, compared with the universe.
mdr80 - June 5, 2012, 6:09 pm
unacceptable it may be but we do show promise as curious pioneers of our universe yet astronomy teaches us our insignificance in nature
mariand - June 5, 2012, 5:59 pm
true... but unacceptable


I REALLY CAN'T UNDERSTAND - Why everyone keeps calling me a troll ...


TAGS: cant understand calling me troll
Rating: 4.71/5

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falloutghoul - July 29, 2012, 6:55 pm
Don't let Hammy catch you with a goat near here.


TINY -




MOM!!! - Dad's doing that thing with the babysitter again!


TAGS: theres a blonde joke here but i just cant put my finger on it
Rating: 3.49/5

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LeHurleur - September 23, 2009, 7:38 pm
Hahaha, I love this one !
Zed - September 23, 2009, 3:40 pm
HEY!! WHERE THE H3LL DID YOU GUYS FIND A PICTURE OF ME???????
BoneCD - September 23, 2009, 8:44 am
Dammit...I knew there was reason I should have had kids.


LOOKING FOR ANSWERS - They may not be at the bottom of a bottle but what the hell, it can't hurt to try.


TAGS: answers bottom bottle cant hurt
Rating: 4.82/5

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ICEMAN - February 10, 2012, 11:47 pm
King of "Look What I Found" You get a 5 just for the halibut.


humans -


TAGS: humans insignificant earth pompous arrogant proud
Rating: 4.82/5

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EmilioDumphque - August 23, 2013, 2:19 am
Well, no reason you Earthlings would understand.


ENTHUSIASM -




Diet -


TAGS: pearl cantreall 105 years old
Rating: 4.38/5

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Swampfox - May 8, 2013, 4:44 pm
The 105 yo bacon lady. 5L


RELIGIOUS HATRED -


TAGS: you cant argue theory
Rating: 3.88/5

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crankyhead - May 7, 2010, 1:53 pm
At least the one one the right had the courtesy to wear the flag upside down.


POPPED COLLAR - Bloody Cool On Europeans.


TAGS: cantona cool bloody football soccer popped collar europeans england english france french king
Rating: 3.31/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 24, 2008, 1:12 am
The term is more appropriately the modern 'yankees', or if you'd like, you can use the original term coined by Native Americans of what is now the northeastern United States, "ingis", which was their transliteration of the term "English". Grr!
FCB - August 23, 2008, 8:29 pm
wtf is soccer...?! f-o-o-t-b-a-l-l!!! yankis....


THE END -


TAGS: repent because you cant outrun him and or her
Rating: 3.28/5

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Sean - August 29, 2009, 2:43 pm
The best line(s) for me in that whole movie, and it's a hard choice to make for good reason, is: "Right, I'm going in. Cover me."
agdaniele - August 14, 2009, 8:07 pm
Still, 5 holy hand grenades.
agdaniele - August 14, 2009, 8:06 pm
This was a good poster until you started whining! (d*** cat fanciers)
Arrogant Knight - August 14, 2009, 7:41 pm
Yeah, yeah... You were just being lazy, admit it.
Sean - August 14, 2009, 7:38 pm
I normally hate "quote" posters. Make up your own d*** text, dammit! Any 'tard can raid quote sites. But when I was perusing the good ol' Book of Revelations, you know, just doin' some light reading, this passage just lept out at me.


IMPORTANCE -


TAGS: earth world planet insignificant
Rating: 4.36/5

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Spartan058 - March 3, 2016, 4:56 pm
So true, :(


FORETHOUGHT - Ya know guys, I keep thinking we should include something in here in case the people elect a total moron!


TAGS: cant we just call a majority vote do over
Rating: 3.86/5

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Grim R@per - November 25, 2009, 8:02 am
LD thinks he's so funny.... good thing he is, because that would be sad.
Sean - November 24, 2009, 10:49 pm
This is great. A politifake but so non-partisan that it is wonderful.


X-MAS WITH RANDOM -


TAGS: for the lurker that has everything i cant stop hearing walkens voice
Rating: 3.67/5

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MO - December 20, 2009, 12:49 am
d***! I'm in a fantabulous mood , and as usual.....crickets...night f***ers!!! 13-1
MO - December 20, 2009, 12:40 am
But if you're ON the rum, you forget everything. And random? You're talking to my boy all wrong....
MrRandom - December 20, 2009, 12:36 am
Can't forget the rum. Never forget the rum.
Bartimaeus - December 19, 2009, 9:03 pm
d***, Walken looks young in that pic. I think I've only seen him as like an old dude. He did black and white movies?


Nice Things -


TAGS: things cant have
Rating: 3.09/5

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agdaniele - July 16, 2009, 7:01 pm
This one still cracks me up.
what - January 19, 2009, 5:08 pm
i don't get it


BROKEN -




SPRING AT LAST - Time to mow the lawn twice a week But don't worry about it Airman's got it covered


TAGS: airman spring at last dont you hate it when you cant come up with anything clever to say
Rating: 4.42/5

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R.S.Jake - May 5, 2010, 10:54 am
That is seriously a wicked mower! However, Airman, when you bank for a turn, the wings are going to make horrible furrows in your lawn. Just FYI. Oh and 5 b****in' mowers for the poster!
GreyScorpion - May 4, 2010, 9:22 pm
when did John Deere go Hi-Tech? very nice, 5L
Retserrof - May 4, 2010, 9:19 pm
thanks guys. New and trying hard not to suck, so positive reviews make me happy and whatnot
Bovee - May 4, 2010, 7:51 pm
great. 5Ls i want one as well.
Airman - May 4, 2010, 6:16 pm
are you kidding me? I must have this. Thank you.


HEROES -




ATHEISM -


TAGS: you cant blame the lions on us we just rooted for them
Rating: 3.47/5

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Ding - January 21, 2011, 7:22 am
I bet there was a few agnostics who went along with the crowd.. just in case... Its also possible that most of the crowd were agnostics following 1 or 2 true believers.. PS worst form of nudity is sandals AND socks...
Sean - August 5, 2009, 12:08 am
Oh yeah, Airman? Name one person that an agnostic ever stomped to death ... didn't think so.
Airman - June 24, 2009, 12:46 pm
I do believe the Agnostics are being ignored in all of this debating.
Sean - June 20, 2009, 1:38 pm
Hath thy guinness forsaken thee? But hey, look at the time. Gottago! Tootles, loner.
agdaniele - June 20, 2009, 1:09 pm
Sandals? Anyone? I'm soooo alone.
Sean - June 20, 2009, 12:57 pm
Hey, thanks. Just to repeat myself a tad, I mean this more as jab at my own atheism (or neurosis) than at anyone else's views. Glad it's getting laughs from different directions.
KDP3 - June 20, 2009, 12:47 pm
5 lions/monkeys and I'm not even atheist!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - June 20, 2009, 1:32 am
Now I'm afraid to go to sleep.
Sean - June 19, 2009, 10:52 pm
I've said it before (truth) and I'll say it again: Sandals are the worst form of nudity.
agdaniele - June 19, 2009, 10:35 pm
Chew on it for awhile... it's layered.
agdaniele - June 19, 2009, 10:20 pm
It's anti-sandals!
Sean - June 19, 2009, 9:51 pm
I'm glad this is not seen as anti-Christian, as that is not at all my intent. Most atheists go through a period of ***kishness. I've been over mine for months now. I'm still paranoid though, in my dreams. Take it easy Dudes in special shoes.
FTACHASER357 - June 19, 2009, 8:38 pm
I like this poster, because us Christians can KICK really HARD! :-)
LogicDude - June 19, 2009, 7:20 pm
WHO told you about our special shoes!?
Sean - June 19, 2009, 6:35 pm
Hey thanks, RON. The Canadian Tire money is on its way (including the top up to cover the exchange rate). And yes to the t-shirt request. That'd be so cool.
RON - June 19, 2009, 6:23 pm
can i make a t-shirt of this Sean?...lol Once again a TRUE MOTIFAKE...just this once to say to you...(tear in eye) you are the BEST! I wish all knew that!...your portfollio is just awesome of talent and genius, and great humor. Send the $1000 to my home
Sean - June 19, 2009, 6:13 pm
Thanks.
motifake - June 19, 2009, 6:05 pm

OMG, LMAOOO!


ABOUT LAST NIGHT... -


TAGS: you cant keep leading the undead on like this egd either make a commitment or let them rest in peace
Rating: 3.25/5

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Chompers - November 26, 2009, 8:42 am
Dude, what's with me pic?


FIELD TRIPS -


TAGS: cant take him anywhere
Rating: 4.93/5

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Sean - November 13, 2010, 5:21 pm
I remember that day. The short bus was in the shop.
culos - November 1, 2010, 6:23 pm
I spent too much time playin wife on many nights. Four months ago you promised me by now I'd have my wedding ring You've shown no committment to me, I cannot blame you for using me If I continue to let this be Cause shacking with a man just ain't me.
rerun - November 1, 2010, 6:06 pm

not a freaking chance
culos - November 1, 2010, 6:05 pm
do you promise to be gentle with me?
rerun - November 1, 2010, 6:02 pm

you liked it last time.
culos - November 1, 2010, 5:59 pm
Promising you won't use your teeth doesn't make it any better!
rerun - November 1, 2010, 5:52 pm

come on Culos, I promise I won't bite
culos - November 1, 2010, 5:21 pm
Hell No! 5 major moons to you...


THE MOON BOMB - Faceplant is the master


TAGS: cant top a moon bomb
Rating: 4.75/5

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culos - September 30, 2010, 12:06 pm
I smell a bit of ownage! 5 cracks....


LIBRARY -




ADVERSITY -




GET THROUGH MY - CHOMPERS!


TAGS: yes its lame but they cant all be winners
Rating: 3.08/5

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Claire - July 11, 2010, 9:11 pm
Thank you.
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 9:10 pm
Well put, Claire.
Claire - July 11, 2010, 9:07 pm
I think the idea of the van is to ensure people DON'T laugh. So I would a**ume no, because I definitely lol'd.
rerun - July 11, 2010, 9:06 pm

is this posted inside the van?


SOLIDARITY -


TAGS: why cant we all get along and hate dogs together
Rating: 2.82/5

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Sean - July 20, 2009, 1:56 am
Why can't we all get along ... and hate TheTrashHeap together? Or at least his avatar?
TheTrashHeap - July 20, 2009, 1:54 am
grrrrrrr
Sean - July 20, 2009, 1:49 am
Why can't we all get along ... and hate dogs together?


I just saw -


TAGS: you cant buy class
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - July 4, 2014, 11:40 pm
Then why does he need the condoms?


WIND -




CAN'T-ELOPE -




THE SECRET PLAN OF THE MODS - FIRST MOTIFAKE THEN THE INTERWEBS THEN THE WORLD!


TAGS: especially aggy you really cant trust that drunk and watch out for rs cause he s sneaky and reruns bad spelling is a false front for a criminal mastermind and don t even get me started on toc
Rating: 4.75/5

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agdaniele - April 22, 2010, 3:13 am
We live in hard knocks we don't take over we bomb sites... burn 'em down, and you can have ‘em back...


DESPERATE TIMES - The new deal for the NFL lockout isn’t looking too good at the present time




GOLDEN YEARS -


TAGS: before you are told what you cant do
Rating: 4.65/5

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Haarakkon - May 3, 2010, 8:58 pm
It is. No disrespect intended, if my previous remark was taken the wrong way. 5L, regardless.
Airman - May 3, 2010, 10:22 am
this is perfect
Sean - May 2, 2010, 9:33 pm
I love the "moving toward the light" reference. Very subtle.
Haarakkon - May 2, 2010, 9:29 pm
No softness there.
Haarakkon - May 2, 2010, 9:29 pm
The kid's about to eat staircase.
agdaniele - May 2, 2010, 7:05 pm
Thank you, sir.
Derek - May 2, 2010, 6:53 pm
One of your best
Sparrowgirl - May 2, 2010, 3:52 pm
Very good!
agdaniele - May 2, 2010, 3:10 pm
(looks down) - NOPE!
Cubbybear - May 2, 2010, 3:08 pm
How sweet. You're not going soft on us are you?


ANGER MANAGEMENT -


TAGS: salt battery i cant believe my own brother called the cops
Rating: 4.64/5

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BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 3:07 pm
Excellent...I'll have to remember that next time. 5 Poodles
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 12:52 am
Wise words from Cubby..... "bear"
Cubbybear - July 13, 2010, 12:49 am
Boyfriends tend to overreact 5/5
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 12:39 am
I was young, and got caught with my hand in the cookie jar. Cookie didn't mind, but her boyfriend did
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 12:36 am
You got off light! 5L!


IN EVERY CONVERSATION - There is a Smart Ass and a Dumb Ass, just make sure she knows which one you are.




LYMPH -




STOP -


TAGS: hammy cant touch this
Rating: 4.4/5

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Hawamleh - March 8, 2011, 5:58 pm
I wish I had moves like that... apparently i have three left feet...
motinet - March 8, 2011, 5:50 pm

LOL!!!!!!!


COLLECTIONS -


TAGS: you cant get love from the stoned
Rating: 4.38/5

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agdaniele - May 2, 2010, 2:31 am
Ahhhhh... why bother tampering with a jury when you can reach the so-called victim?
Sean - May 2, 2010, 2:23 am
The pig ain't talkin'.
agdaniele - May 2, 2010, 2:16 am
I'd like to hear from the pig before I draw any conclusions.
Sean - May 2, 2010, 2:08 am
Disclaimer: No pigs were bashed during the making of this fake poster.
Motifake Wit Liberation F - April 29, 2010, 4:38 pm
Classic. 5 maimed lions.
Airman - April 28, 2010, 12:54 pm
5 oinks
MO - April 28, 2010, 9:10 am
I'm usually not a big fan of pig bashing of any sort, but this is just too good!
Haarakkon - April 28, 2010, 4:32 am
Now we're cookin'! I love this one for so many different reasons.


BATTING PRACTICE -


TAGS: espn reporter cant even help
Rating: 4.31/5

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rerun - September 21, 2010, 6:22 pm

I like this better than Inez


EJECT BEFORE YOU CRASH INTO THE CROWD - Oh and Goose watch out for the windshield.




COMMUNITY SERVICE -




KING WENCESLAS - "Good King Wenceslas looked out, on the feast of Stephen" Don't know what he was looking at, that guy was as blind as they come!


TAGS: how blind are you if you cant tell your horse is upside down
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

rdtotteniii - December 29, 2010, 9:23 am
The position of the horse's legs show what happened to the rider during a battle....So WTF happened to this guy?
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 9:11 pm
Oh Crap, I think I just wet myself laughing. 5 what the hell is he riding's?


THE LAPD - You can run but you can't hide punk


TAGS: lapd can run cant hide
Rating: 3.38/5

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maoworks2 - January 20, 2012, 3:59 pm
That's For Sure !


DESK SERGEANT -


TAGS: look mr congeniality we cant use you in the field
Rating: 3.29/5

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Derek - October 13, 2009, 8:23 pm
A cop called "Mooooooooo"... just doesn't sound right.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 13, 2009, 4:50 am
There's NO way that you're a Cop Derek........Unless we're talking "Keystone"
Derek - October 13, 2009, 4:10 am
And/or that we're afraid your behaviour on the street is going to get you killed.


MOTIFAKING - Something to do between spank sessions.


TAGS: because you cant spank it all day long
Rating: 3.27/5

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spacedog - June 21, 2010, 8:45 pm
Just keep the 3 1/2 inch floppy hidden gramps.
forseti - June 21, 2010, 6:07 pm
that's a removable keyboard if one has to dry...
thatonechick - June 21, 2010, 5:57 pm
What does that old guy need two keyboards for? What could he possibly be doing? LoL
forseti - June 21, 2010, 5:42 pm
well cum to my life...


EXPERIENCE -




CRESCENT RASENGAN -




Stress Balls -


TAGS: stress balls i cant stress enough how effective this is
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - April 8, 2015, 8:29 pm

LOL5


Stabby stab stab -


TAGS: cant stab capri sun proof
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - October 31, 2015, 11:49 am
Hehe. You're a softy, Silver. 5 stabs.


Nice and tight -


TAGS: cant fix stupid and stupid cant fix
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - July 28, 2017, 10:36 am
Ha! Real good ^^^^^Up


Snide -


TAGS: cant really quantify it though
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - December 5, 2016, 10:35 am
What's SNIDE?


The remote -


TAGS: cant reach the d mn thing
Rating: 4.86/5

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Thedge - December 7, 2014, 2:42 pm
Yo! Been looking for that. 5L
GaryO - December 7, 2014, 8:41 am
too true


for the love of $ -


TAGS: choices money significant others love purchase
Rating: 4.58/5

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MissPriss - September 26, 2015, 11:47 pm
my lips are sealed 'cern...for a price
concern3 - September 26, 2015, 4:47 am
That's a 5er but do not tell my sig other


Tourist Season -


TAGS: why cant we shoot em
Rating: 4/5

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theyuk - February 19, 2015, 10:15 pm
This is Texas, sir. Our tags go to 11.
Oldsod - February 19, 2015, 5:31 am
When you get your tags, be careful not to exceed your limit of 5.


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